This week reality TV featured the clingiest woman in the history of dating, the silliest breakup in the history of Real World, and the cringiest Bachelorette suitors in the history of the franchise. But before we get to all that delicious nonsense, we have to officially jump The Bachelorette into the GRTFL gang. That means making up a bunch of moronic rules: Moronic Rules Calling Desire a Pet Name: 5 points( Giving Desire a Gift: 10 points( Mentioning Sean Lowe: 10 points( Claiming Another Bro Is "There for the Wrong Reasons”: 10 points( Having Desire Question Your Potential as a Parent: 20 points( Overtly Using Your Profession for an Advantage: 15 points (one time only)( Erection Possession: 25 points Hinting at Procreation With Desire: 10 points Cooking for Desire: 5 points Initiating a Sexual Relationship with Chris Harrison: 25 points Helicopter Make-Out: 20 points Telling Desire You Love Her: 20 points (first instance only) Winning Final Rose: 50 points Winning a Nobel Prize: -100 points Stating “This Is Fucking Silly” and Walking Off the Show: All the Points And divvying up the Handsome Bros: Draft Results( Joe House: Diogo, Michael G.
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