Q: Why is Vin Diesel so happy? A: Because he's now living life one soon-to-be-tourist-befouled slab of the Hollywood Walk of Fame at a time! You've made him the luckiest former bouncer in the world, America. Please take a moment to celebrate this important milestone with him. No, your smile can't possibly be that dazzling, gleaming like a freshly waxed Dodge Challenger idling next to a backyard cookout with the greatest improvised family a wheelman turned reluctant superhero could ever ask for, but that doesn't mean you can't be happy for him.
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