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TVLine: Bruce Willis Hosts Saturday Night Live: What Were the Best and Worst Sketches?

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Oct 13th 2013, 06:36, by Michael Slezak

Bruce Willis attempted to channel a centaur, a neighborhood barber and even his old Armageddon astronaut in his first Saturday Night Live hosting gig since 1989. The question loomed, though, whether the return engagement would prove to be worth the 24-year wait.

Unfortunately for Willis, most of this week’s sketches left him in straight-man or second-banana territory, while his one chance to truly nail an impression (albeit an oddly circa-2008 one) found him totally whiffing as Project Runway judge Michael Kors — and spoiling the otherwise hilarious concept of Vanessa Bayer’s Lady Gaga Talk Show. (“It doesn’t matter what’s on the out S-I-D-E, it matters what’s on the I.N. side.”) Based on Willis’ performance, in fact, I’d guess he’s never actually heard or seen footage of Kors; and no, trotting out his old “gay stereotype routine” that slayed ‘em in the high school cafeteria back in the day isn’t gonna cut it for evolved late-night audiences in 2013.

Nevertheless, Willis’ outing turned out to be a middle-of-the-road SNL affair — certainly not one of its all-time greatest, but not coughing up enough clunkers to qualify for the bottom of the sketch-comedy barrel. (Willis, to be fair, had some great reaction shots as a florist with designs on the divorced mother of Taran Killam’s rageaholic Eddie.) With that said, let’s cut to my picks for the week’s best and worst sketches:

BEST: 24-HOUR ENERGY FOR DATING ACTRESSES
Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon — who, along with Killam, are fast becoming the main reasons to watch the show — were uproarious as insecure thespians whose boyfriends needed pharmaceutical help to put up with their women’s professional insecurities. Best bit? Strong’s insane fluctuation between losing a part (“f*** my life!”) and getting a callback (“YES! YES! YES!”).

BEST: WEEKEND UPDATE
Strong and Seth Meyers were on fire with jokes about Prince Harry’s girlfriend Cressida Bonas (“who, judging by her name, is a mid-priced Toyota sedan”) to a timely zinger about the scientific murkiness of box-office smash Gravity (“no way Clooney would spend that much time talking to a woman his own age”). Still, the biggest triumph was the rapid-fire punch lines the co-hosts exchanged about the separation announcement of Bruce and Kris Jenner, which culminated with this side-splitter from Meyers: “The comedy and tragedy masks are getting a divorce.” FLAWLESS.

BEST: BOY DANCE PARTY
When bros are left alone by themselves to watch sports, they…drop it like it’s hot? Apparently so, according to this ridiculous pre-taped bit with Killam spitting rhymes like, “Not homoerotic, just a little brotherly unity/ To dance our stress away, without no womanly scrutiny.” By the time the gents got to the “shake that sack” portion of the video, I was doubled over with laughter.

WORST: CENTAURI VODKA
There was a fleeting moment of funny as the gasping backside of Willis’ minotaur costume popped out of his prison for some air, but otherwise this sketch about a launch party spokesman worried about the health of his actor coworker was a concept without any meaningful payoff. I can’t imagine Nasim Pedrad stuck around for another season just to play a generic scold without a single significant punch line.

WORST: OPENING MONOLOGUE
Based on last week’s Miley Cyrus shrug, and Willis’ nearly laugh-free harmonica duel with inept-but-worshipful Bobby Moynihan, I’m worried SNL‘s writing team is either unable or unwilling to dig past obvious tropes and create some magic with its guest MC and a single mic. Kinda sad, no?

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Digg Top Stories: 'I'm Gay, But I'm Also A Boxer. This Is My Time'

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Hollywood Reporter: 'SNL' Recap: Bruce Willis Recreates 'Armageddon'

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Moviehole: Drew has a brief chat with Nicolas Winding Refn for the Only Gord Forgives DVD

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Drew has a brief chat with Nicolas Winding Refn for the Only Gord Forgives DVD
Oct 13th 2013, 04:33, by Drew Turney

Nic Winding Refn worked on the periphery of recognition for a long time until he used Tom Hardy to great effect in ”Bronson”, the story of a man who’s even more a force of brutality and violence than Bane, the character he’s bring to life so thrillingly for mainstream audiences in the ”Dark Knight Rises”.

With the movie press championing a director who didn’t pull punches, Refn climbed to the top of the indie heap with his next film, casting the hottest rising star in the world in Ryan Gosling and delivering the gleefully violent, revisionist Western-inspired crime caper ”Drive”.

The aesthetic themes of ”Drive” were the at-times ironic (for an action movie) lack of movement and noise, and it seems to have been an approach the 43-year-old Dane fell even more in love with for ”Only God Forgives”. All deep shadow, long, steady takes, David Lynch-like blood red lighting and occasional bursts of both explosive sound and gore, the fight fable has leading man Gosling speak barely 15 lines as he’s stalked by a samurai-like cop across Bangkok’s underbelly. A change in the mood comes in the shape of his acerbic and emasculating mother (Kristin Scott Thomas), but without her ”Only God Forgives” borders on impenetrable.

We looked forward to the chance to get some insights into what it all means when we spoke to the director from his native Copenhagen, but he proved as evasive and reclusive as his films, as the following interview shows. Hopefully, we’re left thinking, Refn knows what he’s doing.

How’s everything?

Copenhagen’s always nice.

Introduce us to the world of Only God Forgives, what are you saying in this story and what does it mean to you?

I don’t think of anything, I just make the films what I would like them to be.

Anyone who sees your last two films will say to themsevles ‘here’s a guy who loves stillness and silence’. Is that a fair assessment?

I would say it’s okay, yeah.

Are they things you keep in mind when you’re making movies?

No, not consciously, it’s just in the last couple of movies I really like the sound of silence.

Was it a matter of that particular mood working so well in Drive that you wanted to explore it more?

I started with Valhalla Rising, that was probably the most silent movie I’ve done so far. I just really like that language. It’s very cinematic.

You also make great use of light and shadow. The dark rooms and the colour red in particular seem almost to be characters themselves. Can you talk about how that’s important to you and what place it has in your work?

I like contrast and I used to be interested in reality but then I got bored with authenticity and now I’m interested in heightened reality.

Do you consider your films are set in fantasy worlds?

Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty right. I like fantasy. It’s pretty fantasy oriented.

Do you want to be known as a fantasy director?

People have been very curious about many things.

[Holding back from saying 'WTF man?' at this point]

There seems to be a lot of archetypal characters, particularly [Bangkok cop] Chang. Were there any specific homages or references you were thinking of when you created them?

No, not intently.

Can you talk about where that character came from?

It’s more ‘what would I like to see’, and that’s really where it starts from, and then it’s like making a pin-up magazine.

You make photos of that which arouses you.

Any news on the remake of Logan’s Run you were talking about awhile back?

I kind of decided not to do it.

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